Grover Cleveland: Hmm. This news bodes ills for my beloved but vexing Queen City thrashabouts. A highly thought about left tackle sent to the City of Brotherly Face-Punching because the owner is afraid our negro president favors free silver currency.
I think that was the reason, anyway.
Then, his replacement is unceremoniously cut less than a week before a contest against their most feared rival? Why don’t they hire a Swede or Chinaman to protect Leader Edwards blind side? Oh my. I fear this season of contests will be most disheartening. I believe my earlier optimism was overstated. Below is a list I’d rather experience than this upcoming season of Buffalo Bills football:
- Pizza without pepperoni
- Female suffrage
- A future without coal
- Dental surgery with a katana blade
- Exercise
Buffalo finishes the season at 4-12. The British destruction of the city in 1814 will be less a disaster than this season.