Grover Cleveland: Shoot me. Right in the face.
Right in the GOD. DAMN. FACE.
Archive for September, 2009
In the Face
Monday, September 14th, 2009Buffalo to be buffaloed
Sunday, September 13th, 2009
Grover Cleveland: Hmm. This news bodes ills for my beloved but vexing Queen City thrashabouts. A highly thought about left tackle sent to the City of Brotherly Face-Punching because the owner is afraid our negro president favors free silver currency.
I think that was the reason, anyway.
Then, his replacement is unceremoniously cut less than a week before a contest against their most feared rival? Why don’t they hire a Swede or Chinaman to protect Leader Edwards blind side? Oh my. I fear this season of contests will be most disheartening. I believe my earlier optimism was overstated. Below is a list I’d rather experience than this upcoming season of Buffalo Bills football:
- Pizza without pepperoni
- Female suffrage
- A future without coal
- Dental surgery with a katana blade
- Exercise
Buffalo finishes the season at 4-12. The British destruction of the city in 1814 will be less a disaster than this season.
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Monday, September 7th, 2009
I should be offended by somebody using the term “Brosef Goebbels” as a term of endearment in a movie. But I’m not.
about 2 hours ago from the web.